A man who posted step-by-step updates as he pleasured himself with the stomach of an anglerfish ended up in hospital. He described how he had taken precautions, carefully disinfecting the raw fish organ using salt and ethanol before rubbing it against his penis. The detailed statuses ended with a photo of him wearing the stomach on his hand, as though it were a glove. However, all did not go according to plan as he later revealed in a follow-up that he had had to check himself into hospital.
Masturbation Stories: 175+ Real Girls / Guys On Their Experiences With Masturbation
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This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. May is National Masturbation Month, so we're celebrating by exploring the many facets of self-love. Look, we've all been there. Here are our ten favorite stories of masturbation gone wrong from the depths of Reddit. Hopefully you can't relate to any of the horrors below. Reddit user NaquadahEOD said :. One time, when I was about 12 or 13, I had the sweet idea of taking the seeds out of a cucumber, putting it in the microwave, and humping it.
Fishing Needn't be Boring
This story from Donald has been read 2 0 6 9 times. Fishing Trip Written by Donald , on , genre straight Recently I went along on fishing trip with wifes family, its an yearly tradition for them. I'm not really into fishing, but to make my wife Jane happy I agreed to go.
It's probably the fact that Hollywood is primarily stacked with male directors and producers that most men have the same boring idea of what female masturbation looks like. The woman's always on her back, her fingers sliiiide tastefully down under the covers, she makes a few sexy noises, writhes around like a fish on a line, does a slight duck-face, squeaks, and it's over in 2 seconds. So graceful! Like a majestic swan, if the majestic swan was diddling itself on a perfectly-made Kate Spade bedspread with the quiet tones of Iron and Wine in the background.